Ho Burger is a hit in Texas. In other news: "Life" canceled, "Hope" returned to sender

Personally I prefer "Ho Burger" but I understand Amber Rose has copyrighted that name, and given her considerable status as a relentless golddigger and opportunist businesswoman, she would be highly likely to sue.

Is Mya at least making a little money off this? Lil Wayne? Any of the nation's pre-eminent whores?

'Fat Ho Burgers' Opens in Texas: MyFoxHOUSTON.com

From Fox Houston:

WACO, Texas - You can get hot, juicy burgers with crispy tots or fries at a new restaurant in Waco, Texas. But it’s not the food that’s getting the attention at Fat Ho Burgers. That’s right. The restaurant is named after a fat (as in hefty) ho (not the garden tool). .

I mean, really? Where is my vial full of The Blood. I feel an annointing coming on.

"It’s not calling people a ho. It’s just like they say, 'Oooh that ho is big,' or, 'That ho is tight!’” said Lakita Evans, the restaurant’s owner.

The 23-year-old worked her way through college to open her burger joint and said the name is mostly a bit of humor in an otherwise serious world.

Ok, Ok, bet. I mean, Lakita has a point. And more importantly, Lakita has not allowed her outrageously ratchet name circumstance to limit her job opportunities to pole dancing. To that I say, ashe.

Oh wait. She said this too:

"Look what’s going on in Japan. It’s like clear this world is not gonna get any better. Why cry and be depressed? The economy is bad. Somebody gotta keep a sense of humor around here,” Evans said. For now, that means grilled favorites including the Sloppy Ho Brisket or the Supa Dupa Fly Ho with Chz for a lunch crowd that’s spilling out of the front door.

And that's what we're working with nowadays.

I hate black people so much right now. Obama, I thought you were gonna fix this???

PS: Do they have carmelized onions? Because if they do, well then that might change things...

Fall back blacks! Secession fever spreads...

My 2011 wish: That CERTAIN folks (looking directly at you my white brother) just let things go. You imported The Blacks, they spread like kudzu and now one's in the Oval Office. It's over. Go make a bologna sammich and stop this nonsense before there's a reenactment of how Haiti was founded. And you KNOW how that turns out...

From The Root:

The Florida Secession Convention event is just one of many such spectacles planned over the next five years as the children of the Lost Cause revive ghosts of the Civil War. In Georgia they will re-enact the state's 1861 Secession Convention. Alabama will hold a mock swearing-in of Confederate President Jefferson Davis. People in Charleston, S.C., have organized a gala ball with period dress.

Don't you wish great granddaddy Rawls had just gone fishin' on that boat instead?

Insert hostile white folk antics in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Wednesday Foolywang: NAACP goes white with it! (I blame Eminem)

Here's some foolywang, fragganackle shazzamery for ya. Why? Well duh, it's WEDNESDAY!



JSU's new NAACP president is not of color

One of the Mississippi Chapters of the National Association For The Advancement of Colored People has a new leader, and he is white.Michael Teasley is the new president of the JSU Chapter of the NAACP.

And HERE'S where I dropped my stack of pancakes:

Teasley says the selection of a white man to lead one of the organization's chapters shows its real mission to represent more than one race.

Who would've thunk it? This entire time I thought the goal of the NAACP was to keep the Klan and them off my ass. Well I guess I had it all mixed up.

And it took a white guy to tell me. Shout out Paul Wall, Eminem and This Guy.

S.C. Secession Ball Stirs Controversy AKA Secess Jam 2011 comin' to YOUR town!

Yaaaaaassss. This. Right. Here. PLEASE let me do the flyers.

The Sons of Confederate Veterans plan to hold a $100-per-person "Secession Ball" on Dec. 20 in Gaillard Municipal Auditorium. It will feature a play highlighting key moments from the signing of South Carolina's Ordinance of Secession 150 years ago, an act that severed the state's ties to the Union and put the nation on the path to the Civil War.

I'll let you dig up the part where they discuss the playing of "Dixie" which, sidepoint, is my ring tone.

Uh oh, here come the blacks starting up trouble:

NAACP members and supporters plan to hold a peaceful march in downtown Charleston the day of the ball, on Dec. 20, followed by a meeting and question-and-answer session focusing on slavery. Participants will watch segments of “Birth of a Nation,” a 1915 silent film that portrayed Ku Klux Klan members as heroes.

The Blacks are always being so touchy! This is that one or two bad blacks that strip club owner was tal'm 'bout earlier today. You know, the one who put up the "No Negro's" sign? He probably just wanted to have his own Secess Ball and The Black shut him down.

Why won't you let outrageous crackers be great?? Seriously, having live in La South for the past five years, I feel confident in saying that this type of antic is probably unfolding in a lot more places tha you want to think.

I don't know about you, but I already know what I'm wearing (hint: Red checked aprons are the new Little Black Dress)