Monday, January 10, 2011

Two Men Charged With Sexually Assaulting Woman With Live Snake

I reckon there's gonna be trouble when the eggs hatch. Move your body like a snake ma! (that was IGNORANT)

From HipHopWired:
Two Wisconsin men are in police custody after authorities say they sexually assaulted a woman with a live snake.
John Bullock, 24, and Damonta Jones, 25, were arrested for the incident that reportedly took place in November at Jones' home.

Sooooo basically the woman is lured into the home to "look at pictures of Jones children" (red flag no.2, with no. 1 being his swoop-de-woop afro - always a sign of trouble) and was bonked over the head with something. Foolywangery ensued:

Jones, she recalled, then said, “I'm going to get the snake” and the victim reports that she “suddenly “felt something inside of her.”
The woman, whose identity is being withheld, reports that she believed the snake may have bitten her because she felt a very sharp pain and heard the men say, ‘Pull it out.'”

That, in my mind, is a pretty good sign you were just snake-raped and possibly had your inner cooch gnawed on by a python. Worst date EVER! I'm no scientist or anything though so you might want to consult with Jack Hannah.

Some people take the putting of the p* in a sarcophagus a bit too seriously I see. At least there won't be much disputing who the daddy is on Maury, what with little Je'Maceo, Tavareon and Quincette having their fathers' scales.

I quit. Turn out the light when you're done.

(changing diapers is gonna be a fool...)

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