Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Foxy Brown to release Lil Kim dis record. In other news: Entire world somehow teleported back to '97...

Now that your children have finished crying over the picture to my immediately left, care of Crunk and Disorderly...
From TheSource:

Looks like Lil Kim now has another female rapper to shake off. Foxy Brown is reportedly dropping a diss record toward Kim Christmas Eve. Set to be released at a holiday party held at Brooklyn’s Club Jelani, “Christmas Massacre” will address her problems with the Queen Bee. This wouldn’t be the first though. Foxy released a low-key diss track toward Lil Kim earlier this year entitled “Let Em Know,” where she went at Kim’s stint on “Dancing With The Stars.” She spits, “I’d rather be at a club at the bar than to disrespect my hood, you ‘Dancing With The Stars’/Nah, I’m in the hood taking chances with the Gods.’ Not sure how I feel about Foxy’s motives on this one. 50, what do you think?


Ok seriously? Like, seriously? I can think of about fifty-leven things Inga (aka Foxy Hound) should be doing besides issuing a dis record; most of them involve weave bond glue and an Ab Roller. But dissin' Lil Kim? You mean Lil Kim who currently looks about one nostril pinch from being a Jackson? You mean Lil Kim who is valiantly fighting a near fatal case of the "can't takes" brought on by the kaleidescope wigs and spasms of Nicki Minaj? Are we talking about THAT Lil Kim? Because I'm fairly certain that the both of these chicks became ghosts a few presidents ago.

It's like a race to the irrelevance finishline! You really should stop beefin' post menopause. I'm just saying.

PS: I just hope the track fairy leaves something under this young lady's (?) pillow real soon. The rabid Argentinean prostitute hair is a no go!

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