Snipes Watch 2010: Take it to Kang Jesus!

The thing with going to jail is, you want to NOT concede that you're afraid.

From CNN:

Actor Wesley Snipes said he was nervous about going to jail on Thursday, but was hopeful that his prayers would be answered.

"We still have prayers out there. We still believe in miracles. So don't send me up the river yet," Snipes said in an interview on CNN's "Larry King Live" Tuesday night.

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Prayers? Don't send him up the river? There's still hope?

Ninja you're going to jail TOMORROW. Your chances of getting a last minute miracle are about as real as Nicki Minaj's ass. And that's not very. (Don't attack stans, don't attack! I love the Barbie Queen!)

I suggest you watch a whole LOT of "Locked Up" on MSNBC tonight. They got all kinds of tips for making shanks and toting things anally - or as I like to call it, "shoot stashin'" (Copyright Hostile Negress 2010), and generally good background on appropriate jail gangs to join.

PS: Did you watch the video dear reader? Oh, but you must. If only for the suit. If only for the suit.