You ARE the father! - A Maury moment

Of all the endless thoughts that typically bombard me whilst watching Basketball Wives (ie. How did the One of Jagged Tooth land herself a high earner and yet, still no corrective canine filing; what IS that trying to erupt from Eric William's head...) one thought has increasingly tugged at the Hostile Negress's sleeve:

There is a bonafide Maury moment unfolding every time those celebrity skeet catchers glide across the screen. I needn't go into deep explainers. The photos will say it all.

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:

(far right- as though you needed guidance)

In the words of Yung Joc, I knoooooooooow you seee it....