Tuesday, February 8, 2011

You TOO can smell like a Kardashodum!

They had me at "Available at Perfumania"



I have only one question: How is this a fragrance for both sexes? I was under the impression Lamar and that other guy were a same sex couple? I may bust up some shat if I find out I spent $80 on a ROYGBIV cake at Pastry Pizzazz for nothing!

*roll up the banners. Gay pride is canceled this year*

$20 says this smells like Rap Musk (don't EVEN act like you didn't spritz yourself with that shat in 1994) and printer ink, with the subtlest touch of olive juice.

PS: This ad made me want to stop having sex. Forever.

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